I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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