My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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