your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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