Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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