So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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