farters have to be the big spoon...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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