Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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