it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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