I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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