so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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