Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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