i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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