So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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