he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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