I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Success! We fucked roommates!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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