So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
