JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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