fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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