so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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