If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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