..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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