so let's talk penis.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
