Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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