im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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