She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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its like you know when i get waxed
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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