420 ftw
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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