So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Randomize
