we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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