there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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