so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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