can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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