Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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