She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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