I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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