He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
