I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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