Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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