do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Is Oprah even human
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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