i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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