Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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