Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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