when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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