what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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