i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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