after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just googled if crying burns calories
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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