Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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