oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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