hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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