try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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