Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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