I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We left an ass print on the piano.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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