i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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