so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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