i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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