Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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