I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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