Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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