so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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