I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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