Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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